好的，我會調查的 是的 Yeah，I'll look into that. Yes.
謝謝 Thank you.
沒有接吻場面！ No kissing scene!
里納女士反對這樣 Ms. Reena is against it.
是的，她以前是這麼做過 Yes，she used to do it
但是婚後她就不想這麼做了 but after marriage she doesn't want to do it.
是的，她對比基尼的場景很滿意，但不能穿兩件套式的 Yeah，she is fine with the bikini scene but no two-piece.
連體式，上面有一條紗籠 One-piece with a sarong on top.
做愛的場景？ Lovemaking scene?
腳本裡從來沒有提到這一點！ That was never in the script!
你現在怎麼能加上呢？ How can you add it now?
我又接到另一通電話 我會再打回給你 I'm getting another call. I'll call you back.
你的工作很有趣 You've got quite an interesting job.
你什麼都不瞭解 You have no idea.
明星經理？ Talent Manager?
律師 Lawyer.
嗨，我是...算了 Hi，I am...Leave it.
你長得很帥 You're good-looking.
你的手錶一定值10萬盧比 Your watch must be worth 1,00,000 rupees.
它的價格更高嗎？ Does it cost more?
你賺得很多 You earn well.
別往那邊看，但坐在那裡的那個女孩 Don't look over there but the girl sitting there
已經盯著你看了十多分鐘了 has been eyeing you for over ten minutes.
你絕對有機會和她在一起 You definitely have a chance with her.
去 Go.
寶萊塢萬人迷，賈丁·辛格現在是我們的客戶 Bollywood heartthrob, Jatin Singh is now our client.
那是真的 That's true.
我應該得到晉升，先生 I deserve a promotion，sir.
說的也是 That's true.
還有兩個月的帶薪假期 And two months of paid leave as well.
那是...That's...
一記耳光的力量 THE POWER OF A SLAP
離開我 不，我不會離開你的 Leave me. No，I am not leaving you.
嘿，聽我說 不要！ Hey，listen to me. No!
你在浦那肯定有某人 You surely have someone in Pune.
不，親愛的！別撒謊 No，my love! Don't lie.
你瘋了嗎？Are you mad?
好的，媽媽 我會再打給你的 Yeah，Mom. I'll call you back.
嘿! Hey.
嗨! Hi.
好的，再見 Okay，bye.
再見 Bye.
那只是做愛而已 It was just sex.
你上週和他分手了 You broke up with him last week.
現在你又回來跟他在一起！這是在開玩笑嗎？ Now you're back with him! Is this some kind of a joke?
那只是做愛而已! It was just sex!
瓦丹工業的唯一繼承人 The sole heir of Vardhan Industries.
里希·瓦丹 Rishi Vardhan.
他會從孟買搬到浦那嗎？ Will he move from Mumbai from Pune?
絕不可能! 當你知道問題出在哪裡 Never! When you know what the problem is
然後，要嘛做點什麼，要嘛繼續前進 then，either do something about it or move on.
我想知道為什麼人們 I wonder why people compromise
在將來後悔的時候會妥協 when they're going regret in the future.
是的，頭版小姐 Yes，Ms. Front Page.
而我還以為你不和你的客戶約會 And I thought you don't date your clients.
那只是...什麼？ That's just...What?
你說這些演員油潤的肌肉在你看來就像油炸的楔子 You said these actors' oiled up muscles seem like deep-fried wedges to you.
我猜你和賈丁·辛格的飲食失控了 I guess your diet steered out of control with Jatin Singh.
我不想討論這件事 I don't want to discuss about it.
她想的 She does.
畢竟，她對未來的女婿一定很興奮 After all，she must be excited about her future son-in-law.
是的! 她的生活中只有一個令人興奮的事情 Yes! She has only one excitement in life.
"希婭，結婚吧!” "Sia，get married."
"結婚吧!" "Get married."
你為什麼不結婚呢？ Why don't you get married?
嘿，馬爾霍特拉的房間都在哪？ Hey，where's Sia Malhotra's 在那裡?
是的 Yeah.
往右走在那裡 Go right in there.
左邊第三個房間 Third cabin to the left.
酷，謝謝 不客氣 Cool，thanks. You're welcome.
嘿，那是誰？ Hey，who was that?
他是個演員嗎？ Is he an actor?
作家 Writer.
正在根據他的書拍一部電影 A film's being made on his book.
而最難的在第五頁 And the tough one's on page five.
沒有你的允許，他們不能對這個故事做任何修改 They can't make any changes to the story without your permission.
別問我我是怎麼被說服... Don't ask me how I convinced...
我-我很抱歉 I-I am sorry.
我今天早上才下飛機 I just landed this morning.
長途飛行 班機誤點 Long flights. Delays.
我在飛機上睡不著...沒關係 I can't sleep on flights...It's okay.
咖啡? Coffee?
能給我一張床嗎？ Can I get a bed?
什麼？What?
一張沙發也行 A sofa will do as well.
現在，你只能喝咖啡了 For now，you'll have to settle for coffee.
酷 Cool.
我們走吧? Shall we?
我們在辦公室裡供應咖啡 We serve coffee in the office.
那張沙發看起來很誘人 That sofa looks very tempting.
咖啡廳將是更好的選擇 The coffee shop will be a better option.
但是，問題出在哪裡？ But，what was the problem?
他們對你書的結尾有意見 They had a problem with the ending of your book.
而且我們想得到你最後的批准 And we wanted to get you the final approval.
嘿，停下來！ Hey，stop!
他們不喜歡這本書的結局 They didn't like the book's ending.
很顯然 Obviously.
我是說，人們通常更喜歡電影中的大團圓結局 而且... I mean，people usually prefer happy endings in films. And...
他們認為我的書有一個悲慘的結局 And they think my book has a sad ending.
是的 Yes.
等等！你也這麼認為嗎？ Wait! Do you think that as well?
這有什麼關係，薩林先生？ How does that matter，Mr. Sarin?
瓦倫 Varun.
你不可能讓每個人都開心，對吧？ You can't make everyone happy，right?
那是她 That's her.
賈丁·辛格的前女友 Jatin Singh's ex.
她在照片中看起來很性感 She looked hot in the pictures.
在現實生活中，她很普通 In real life，she's pretty ordinary.
真的嗎？Really?
是的，我能不能來一杯... Yeah，can I please have a...
這有那麼讓人困惑嗎？ Is it that confusing?
我只是太習慣倫敦的科菲·肖菲了 I am just so used to Koffi Shoffi in London.
順便說一下，你得嘗嘗那裡的"瓦倫豆拿鐵” By the way，you have to try the "Varun Bean Latte" there.
僅僅想像一下！她扇了賈丁·辛格一巴掌 Just imagine! She slapped Jatin Singh.
如果你想分手，那就私下做吧! If you want to break up, do it in private.
她為什麼要向全世界宣佈這件事？ Why should she announce it to the whole world?
拿出點風度來，夥計 Show some class，man.
我必須打個電話 I have to make a phone call.
我會在外面 I'll be outside.
別管它了 這對我有什麼關係？ Leave it. How does it matter to me?
胡說八道！我們什麼時候見過面？ What nonsense! When did we meet?
帕米，他在說什麼？ Pammi，what is he saying?
你和他... You and him...
不，沙魯，他在撒謊 No Shalu，he's lying.
帕米，當我們偷偷出去吃高爾加帕的時候 Pammi，when we secretly went out to have golgappas
你不是愛上我了嗎？不，我沒有！ didn't you fall in love with me? No，I didn't!
她並不否認我們有吃高爾加帕 She isn't denying that we had golgappas.
不，帕米，你從沒告訴過我 No...Pammi，you never told me
你竟然和這樣一個帥哥搞上了 that you're having an affair with such a cute guy.
什麼都不用擔心 Don't worry about anything.
我不會告訴你丈夫這件事的 I won't tell your husband about it.
帕米親愛的，你年輕又性感 Pammi darling，you're young and hot.
像你這樣的超級美女應該和我在一起，甜心 A bombshell like you should be with me，sweetheart.
你為什麼要扇我耳光？你是什麼意思？ Why did you slap me? What do you mean?
我是說你可以禮貌地告訴我 I mean you could've told me politely.
你也可以叫來保安的 You could have called the security as well.
你知道的，展示一下自己的風度，夥計 You know，show some class，man.
這些女人我告訴你 These women I tell you.
為了引起注意，他們會不惜一切代價 They'll do anything for attention.
嫁給他吧！ Marry him!
什麼？What?
他救了你的名譽，希婭 He saved your honor，Sia.
我不是被歹徒綁架的 I wasn't being kidnapped by gangsters.
這在現在的電視肥皂劇中甚至都不會發生 That doesn't even happen on TV soaps now.
這傢伙在現實生活中做了很多事 The guy's done so much in real life.
就這樣 他是個英雄 嫁給他吧! That's it. He's a hero. Marry him.
今天是我們第一次見面 Today was our first meeting.
那就把它想像成包辦婚姻吧! Then think of it as an arranged marriage.
事情就是這樣發生的 This is what happens.
"嗨，你好，歡迎光臨” "Hi. Hello. Welcome."
"帶他出去喝杯茶吧，親愛的” "Take him out for some tea，dear."
你帶他去喝咖啡 You took him for coffee.
你好，阿姨 Hello，Aunt.
希婭喜歡這傢伙 Sia likes the guy.
哪個？Which one?
從倫敦或是伯明翰來的那個人？ The guy from London or Birmingham?
沒有人，媽媽 No one，Mom.
帕茨正在經歷她的一段情節 Pats is having one of her episodes.
一切都好嗎？ Is everything fine?
這是你從早上開始打來的第三通電話 This is your third phone call since morning.
我需要藉口才能和我女兒說話嗎？ Do I need an excuse to talk to my daughter?
媽媽! Mom!
總之，你什麼時候來倫敦？ Anyway，when are you coming to London?
我正在努力，媽媽 I am trying，Mom.
我一有計劃就會通知你的 I'll inform you as soon as I have a plan.
但是，你下週不是要去嗎？ But，aren't you going next week?
再見，媽媽 Bye，Mom.
我希望她同意這件事 I hope she agrees for it.
她會同意的 She will.
媽媽，這是怎麼回事？ Mom，what is all this?
謝天謝地，你來了 我想你的航班可能會誤點 Thank God，you're here. I thought your flight might be delayed.
我的旅行袋...忘了旅行袋吧! My bag...Forget the bag.
我會在車裡告訴你一切的，希婭 I'll tell you everything in the car，Sia.
我該...準備好，否則我們會遲到的 What do I...Get ready or else we'll get late.
你的衣服和珠寶都在你的床上 Your dress and jewelry are on your bed.
你必須先化妝 You must do your makeup first.
等一下 你問的問題太多了 Just a minute. You ask too many questions.
希婭，求求你！ Sia，please!
如果客人在新娘之前到達，那會很糟糕 It will look terrible if the guests arrive before the bride.
好的，等等 是的 Okay，wait. Yes.
新娘是誰？這是誰的婚禮？ Who is the bride? Whose wedding is it?
這是你的婚禮 It's your wedding.
什麼？是的 來吧，讓她做好準備 What? Yeah. Come on，prep her.
快點 Quickly.
但是...你怎麼了？ But...What's wrong with you?
媽媽! Mom!
希婭，你就不能耐心點嗎？ Sia，why can't you be a little patient?
你知道我要來？ You knew I was coming?
當你半夜沒有打電話的時候 When you didn't call at midnight
我就知道你會親自來 I knew you're coming in person.
媽媽! Mom!
我在拼命地維持我自己 I am desperately trying to maintain myself
而你卻告訴整個街區我都50歲了 and you're telling the entire neighborhood that I've turned 50.
祝我生日快樂! Happy birthday to me!
生日快樂! Happy birthday!
您要在這裡待多久？ How long are you here for?
我剛到這裡而你已經在問我什麼時候要走 I just got here and you're already asking when I'm leaving.
如果你有什麼計劃，你可以告訴我 我可以走 You can tell me if you have some plans. I can leave.
閉嘴 好像我有什麼計劃 Shut up. As if I have some plans.
我該怎麼說呢？ How do I say this?
好嗎? Okay?
希婭...Sia...
媽媽，我不想結婚...我要結婚了 Mom，I don't want to get married...I am getting married.
等等 什麼？Wait. What?
我要結婚了 I am getting married.
好吧! 他叫尼尚特 Okay. His name's Nishant.
他是倫敦的一名建築師 He's an architect here in London.
我很抱歉 我知道我不應該... I am sorry. I know I shouldn't have taken...
在沒有和你商量的情況下做出如此重要的決定 such an important decision without discussing with you first.
事情就這麼發生了 It just happened.
媽媽，你開心嗎？ Mom，are you happy?
非常開心 Very happy.
那麼，你就不需要任何人的同意了 Then，you don't need anyone's permission.
當然不需要我的同意 Definitely not mine.
我非常愛你 I love you so much.
我真為你感到高興 I'm so happy for you.
我應該告訴你父親，對嗎？ I should tell your father，right?
絕對不要 Absolutely not.
你離婚已經15年了 It's been 15 years since your divorce.
他甚至都沒有等到離婚 And he didn't even wait for the divorce.
是的 Yeah.
好的，聽著 Okay，listen.
參加婚禮的賓客肯定會問我 The guests at the wedding are surely going to ask me.
至少現在結婚吧，希婭 At least now get married Sia.
媽媽，你怎麼了？ Mom，what's wrong with you?
我愛你，我的孩子 I love you，my child.
阿姨要嫁給她的一個精神病患者嗎？ Is aunt marrying one of her psycho patients?
他從來不是她的病人 He was never her patient.
他們的一位普通朋友安排了這次約會 One of their common friends set up the appointment.
這件事並不嚴重 It was not serious.
順便說一句，帕茨，我想這裡沒有布料店 By the way Pats，I don't think there's a fabric store out here.
你在正確的地址嗎？ Are you at the right address?
地址似乎是對的，但商店是錯的 The address seems right, but the store's wrong.
這是對的，夫人 It's the right one，ma'am.
轉過身去 Turn around.
帕茨，你什麼時候才能長大？ Pats，when will you grow up?
你們兩個永遠不會單獨相遇 You two were never going to meet up on your own.
不用謝 You're welcome.
彎下腰，親愛的 Bend down，dear.
這是個公共花園嗎？ Is this a public garden?
你是來這裡散步的嗎？ Do you come in here for a stroll?
狗娘養的 Son of a gun.
現在什麼狗娘養的？ Son of a what now?
閉嘴 Shut up.
你不想做一份工作 You don't want to do a single work
但在這裡免費用餐 but eat here for free.
你是巴基斯坦人嗎？ Are you a Pakistani?
印度人 Indian.
實際上是英國人，不過是印度人 Actually British，but Indian.
無關緊要 我們都是一樣的 Doesn't matter. We are all the same.
這裡的大多數人都很無趣 Most people out here are dull.
但我們是積極的一群 But we are the active ones.
沒錯 我是說，當然 True. I mean，of course.
不是的！你可以用英語說話 No! You can talk in English.
我真的很懂英語 I understand English really well.
你還需要另一個嗎？ Do you need another one?
你想要什麼？ What would you like?
瓦倫豆拿鐵 Varun Bean Latte.
瓦倫...Varun...
您的瓦倫豆拿鐵，夫人 Your Varun Bean Latte，ma'am.
哦，謝謝你 Oh，thank you.
嘿! Hey.
什麼？What?
我從沒想過你會大老遠跑到倫敦來喝杯咖啡 I never imagined you'll come all the way to London for a coffee.
冷靜，卡薩諾瓦 我來自倫敦 Calm down，Casanova. I am from London.
真的？Really?
你總是在這附近閒逛嗎？ Do you always hang around here?
是的 Yeah.
不是在這裡就是在樓上我的公寓裡 Either here or upstairs in my apartment.
阿姨說一位美麗的印度女孩想要一杯瓦倫豆拿鐵 Aunt said that a beautiful Indian girl is asking for Varun Bean Latte.
但你來自倫敦 But you're from London.
在我媽媽生日那天我來給她一個驚喜 I came to surprise my mom on her birthday.
但她讓我很驚訝 But she surprised me.
她要結婚了 She is getting married.
而你就像是"你不能結婚，等等"！ And you're like "you can't get married，etcetera"!
一點也不 Not at all.
我為她感到非常高興 I am very happy for her.
哦，這麼說你沒那麼脾氣暴躁的 Oh，so you're not that grumpy.
對不起 Excuse me.
我想我可以約你出去吃晚飯 I guess I can ask you out for dinner.
我不這樣認為 I don't think so.
女士，你和我喝咖啡已經毀了你的名聲 Ma'am，you've already spoiled your reputation by drinking coffee with me.
順便說一下，她今天早上朝我扔了一隻拖鞋 By the way，she threw a slipper at me this morning.
哦，天哪！而你是我的證人 Oh，God! And you're my witness.
和我共進晚餐怎麼樣？ What about a dinner with me?
我受寵若驚，但首先，我不和我的客戶約會 I am flattered but, first，I don't date my clients.
而且第二，你不是我喜歡的類型 And second，you're not my type.
這不是約會 It's not a date.
你在印度帶我出去喝了這麼一杯咖啡 You took me out for such a coffee in India.
我只是報答你的好意 I am just returning the favor.
而且你也不是我喜歡的類型 And you're not my type either.
真的嗎？Really?
漂亮、聰明、成功！不是你喜歡的類型？ Pretty，intelligent，successful! Not your type?
所以，你是那些喜歡傻女孩的人之一 So，you're one of those who like dumb girls.
"哦，我的天哪！你是個作家" "Oh，my God! You're a writer."
"你肯定知道這麼多大話" "You must know so many big words."
"你實際上證明是很有趣" "You actually turned out to be funny."
"你真的是這樣的嗎？或者是只是想成為我喜歡的類型？” "Are you actually like this or just trying to be my type?"
哦，拜託！Oh，please!
你是這麼執著還是只是想賄賂你的律師？ Are you this persistent or just trying to bribe your lawyer?
真的嗎? 聽著 不是約會。只是晚餐而已 Seriously? Listen，not a date. Just dinner.
好的，西普里亞尼斯 晚上8：30 今晚 Okay，Ciprianis. 8:30 p.m. tonight.
噢! 我愛西普里亞尼斯 Oh! I love Ciprianis.
希婭 這是阿努，我的女朋友 Sia. Meet Anu，my girlfriend.
嗨! 哦! 嗨! Hi. Oh. Hi.
這個吸血鬼在故事中出現在哪裡？ Where did this vamp turn up in the story?
為什麼？Why?
你的日常香皂是不是有了新的變化？ Isn't there a new twist in your daily soaps?
而且總之，我是瓦倫和阿努故事裡的吸血鬼 And anyway，I am the vamp in Varun and Anu's story.
管他呢！Whatever!
別戴那些 Don't wear those.
戴上銀色的 Wear the silver ones.
他會被擊倒的，希婭 He'll be floored，Sia.
他有女朋友了 He has a girlfriend.
吸血鬼！記住！ Vamp! Remember!
希婭，吸血鬼不是人類嗎？ Sia，Aren't vamps human beings?
他們不是有感情嗎？ Don't they have emotions?
閉嘴，帕茨 Shut up，Pats.
所以，沒有毒品，沒有酗酒 So，no drugs，no alcoholism.
無心臟病家族史 No family history of heart disease.
我明天會把我的醫療報告寄給你 I'll send my medical report tomorrow.
不，沒必要那麼做 No，there's no need for that.
你要簽婚前協定嗎？ Are you signing a prenup agreement?
如你所說 As you say.
我只對拉迪卡感興趣 I am only interested in Radhika.
不是在她的財產和珠寶裡 Not in her property and jewelry.
順便問一下，你有多少財產和珠寶？ By the way，how much property and jewelry do you have?
我已經有足夠的了 很好 I have enough of it. Good.
好的，最後一個問題 Okay，one last question.
別說了，希婭 但是媽媽... Stop it，Sia. But，Mom...
你跑得真快 You're pretty fast.
我沒想到會在第二次見面時見到你的父母 I didn't expect to meet your parents on our second meeting.
我讓你晚上8點半來的 I asked you to come at 8:30 p.m.
既然你來了，孩子，你想加入我們嗎？ Now that you're here, would you like to join us，son?
不，媽媽，他會在吧臺等 當然 No，Mom，he'll wait at the bar. Sure.
不，媽媽 No，Mom.
安靜地坐著 Sit quietly.
好了，尼尚特，最後一個問題 Okay，Nishant，last question.
你們兩個結婚後打算住在哪裡？ Where are you two going to live after your wedding?
我們決定我們會把我的房子賣了 We decided that we'll sell my place
而且我會搬去和你媽媽一起住 and I'll move in with your mom.
我們什麼時候決定那樣的？ When did we decide that?
你喜歡你的公寓，尼尚特 You love your apartment，Nishant.
而你的生活就在你的房子裡，拉迪卡 And your life is in your house，Radhika.
你已經在你的家裡住了30年了 You've been living in your home for 30 years.
你的廚房，你的花園，希婭的房間... Your kitchen，your garden，Sia's room...
每一面牆，每一個角落都與一些記憶有關 Every wall，every corner's related with some memory.
我怎麼能把它從你身邊奪走呢？ How can I take that away from you?
好的 Okay.
所以，告訴我們，你們兩個什麼時候結婚？ So，tell us，when are you two getting married?
什麼？What?
希婭和我？Sia and me?
我們甚至還不是朋友 We aren't even friends yet.
是的 我們是嗎？ Yeah. Are we?
我對這頓晚餐感到非常緊張 I was very nervous about this dinner.
謝天謝地你來得早 Thank God you turned up early.
雖然你不小心來的早 Though you turned up early by mistake.
我們是朋友 這是我至少能做的 We're friends. It's the least I can do.
它正在遵守這一規則 不是的 It's abiding by it. No.
那又怎麼樣？我愛緬因州的皮亞爾·基亞 So what? I love Maine Pyaar Kiya.
所以...真的嗎？ So...Seriously?
"鴿子，請走開” "Pigeon，please go away."
閉嘴 Shut up.
媽媽和我每個星期天都會看 Mom and I would watch it every Sunday.
爸爸會很生氣的 Dad would get so irritated.
我想他是你們家唯一明智的人 I guess he was the only sensible person in your family.
希婭 Sia.
希婭，我通過了嗎？ Sia，did I pass?
是的 謝謝 Yes. Thank you.
我去把車開過來 I'll go get the car.
你是要讓我去坐計程車嗎？ Were you going to send me in a taxi?
也許吧? Maybe?
順便說一句，你一定有很多事要做 By the way，you must have a lot to do
為婚禮做準備，對吧？ for the wedding preparations，right?
我會幫你一把的 I will help you out.
不，我會處理它的 No，I'll handle it.
這就是她的問題 That's the problem with her.
一點兒沒錯! 這就是我不問她的原因 Exactly! That's why I am not asking her.
你不明白，媽媽 他可能有 You don't understand，Mom. He might have
和"其他人"有一些"其他的"計劃 some "other" plans with "someone else".
但他提出要幫我們 你有什麼問題？ But he's offering to help us. What is your problem?
沒錯，希婭！你有什麼問題？ Exactly，Sia! What is your problem?
我沒那麼壞 I am not that bad.
但她從小就是這樣 But she's been like this since childhood.
而我從小就樂於助人 And I've been helpful since childhood.
是的，但沒人能糾正希婭 Yes，but no one can correct Sia.
別擔心 我現在在這兒了 我們會改變她的 Don't worry. I am here now. We'll change her.
什麼？What?
我在決定你的名次 I was deciding your number.
名次? Number?
從我所有的男朋友中 Out of all my boyfriends,
你是第三個 you're the third one.
是的，第三個最好的 Yeah，third best.
你知道嗎，我想我會想你的 You know，I think I'll miss you.
拜託 Come on.
在某些日子裡你甚至不會記得我的名字 You'll not even remember my name in some days.
再見，我性感的作家 Goodbye，my sexy writer.
媽的! Shit!
我說了我不需要你的幫助 I said that I don't need your help.
你堅持，然後...你知道的 You insisted and then...You know，Anu...
你犯了個錯誤！接受它吧! You've made a mistake! Accept it.
不要找藉口 Don't make excuses.
我討厭不守時的人 I hate people who are not punctual.
而你從來沒有準...什麼？ And you are never on...What?
媽的! Shit!
這家商店要關門了 This store is closing down.
是的 Yeah.
這一定是因為經濟和衰退 It must be because of economy and recession.
他們可能賺不到錢 They might not be making money.
所有的律師都在擔心你的錢 All the lawyers are just worried about your money.
你用一臺計算器代替了一顆心 You've a calculator in place of a heart.
而像你這樣的藝術家總是迷失在你想像的世界裡 And artist like you are always lost in your imaginary world.
最多的人在網上訂購書籍 Maximum people order books online.
我在Kindle電子書上讀了你的書 I read your book on Kindle.
難怪你不喜歡 No wonder you didn't like it.
拿著一本書的經驗... The experience of holding a book...
那...That...
一本書的味道 That smell of a book.
我們現在可以走了嗎？ Can we go now?
我們得在品嚐蛋糕前見見坦尼婭 We've to meet Tanya before the cake tasting.
你可以走了 我等會兒再來找你 You may go. I'll meet you later.
那麼，你為什麼要浪費我的時間？ Then，why did you waste my time?
我感覺很不舒服 I am feeling bad.
這地方就像我的... This place is like my...
我童年的一部分 a part of my childhood.
抱歉 Sorry.
什麼? 你現在想讓我擁抱你嗎？ What you want me to hug you now?
來吧! Come.
而是的...這只是一個友好的擁抱 And yeah...it's just a friendly hug.
別有任何想法 Don't get any ideas.
你也有一顆心 You do have a heart as well.
哦，我的天啊！ Oh，my God!
坦尼婭是誰？ Who is Tanya?
嗨! Hi.
瓦倫，那是坦尼婭 我的小妹妹 Varun，that's Tanya. My little sister.
我不知道你還有個妹妹 I didn't know you had a sister.
同父異母的妹妹 Half sister.
同樣的父親，不同的母親 好的 Same dad，different moms. Okay.
男朋友？朋友 Boyfriend? Friend.
但為何不可呢？管他呢！ But why not? Whatever!
所以，你們今晚一定要來我的派對 So，you guys have to come to my party tonight.
主題是寶萊塢 The theme is Bollywood
而我剛剛給你發了邀請函 and I've just sent you the invite.
是的 一定要去 Yeah. Be there.
好吧，很好 你想跟我談什麼？ Okay，fine. What did you want to talk to me about?
哦，你是在說那個嗎？ Oh，are you talking about that?
基本上，我已經決定我不能在18歲生日時做處女 Basically，I've decided that I cannot be a virgin on my 18th birthday.
所以，我班上有個男生 So，there's a guy in my class.
他真他媽的可愛 He's damn cute.
所以，派對結束後，我們就這麼做 So，after the party，we're doing it.
是應立即做的時候了 It's high time.
咖啡? 有人要嗎？ Coffee? Anyone?
冷凍飲料 請給我低脂的 謝謝 Frappe. Low fat，please. Thanks.
是的 希婭? Yeah. Sia?
不，我很好 謝謝 No，I am okay. Thanks.
很好 Good.
你有什麼決定？ What have you decided?
坦尼婭 Tanya.
坦尼婭，等等 Tanya，wait.
住手，否則我會... Stop or I'll...
你會怎麼做？ What will you do?
你會給爸爸打電話嗎？是的 Will you call Dad? Yes.
真的嗎？Really?
15年後，你會給爸爸打電話嗎？ Will you call Dad after 15 years?
我不這樣認為 I don't think so.
聽著，吸氣，呼氣 Listen，breathe in，breathe out.
她覺得這很有趣 She thinks it's fun.
這對你來說不也很有趣嗎？ Wasn't it fun for you as well?
但她只有18歲 But she is only 18.
你幾歲當你... How old were you when you...
你知道的...You know...
我想我們今晚要去參加派對 I think we are going to party tonight.
迪普卡? Deepika?
詩麗岱瑋 Sridevi.
那你的服裝呢？ What about your costume?
我是薩爾曼·汗 I am Salman Khan.
哦，我的天啊！ Oh，my God!
你穿的是什麼？ What are you wearing?
這套衣服來自... The outfit from...
主題是寶萊塢，對吧？它被取消了 The theme was Bollywood，right? It got canceled.
你沒收到我的信息嗎？ Didn't you get my message?
現在是白色主題派對了 It's a white theme party now.
你現在必須離開了，對嗎？ You'll have to leave now，right?
太令人悲痛了! How sad!
順便說一句... By the way...
深紅酒店 Hotel Crimson.
612房間 Room 612.
它將在今晚發生 It's happening tonight.
做你喜歡做的 Do as you please.
我們的愛是相當稀奇古怪的 Our love is quite funky
這個世界不允許我們... The world doesn't let us...
這個世界不允許我們這麼做，這太瘋狂了 The world doesn't let us do it It's crazy
我們的愛是相當稀奇古怪的 Our love is quite funky
放克樂 Funk
這是節奏強勁的 It's funky
在我的羅孚的後座上 On the backseat of my Rover
我們每一次都會打出六分 We'll hit a six on every over
每個人都睜大眼睛參加派對 Everyone parties with open eyes
我閉著眼睛也能開派對 I can party even with my eyes closed
我的表演令人振奮 My performance is electrifying
就像出擊的勇士 Like warrior that strikes
帶你去看電影，或者只是閒逛 Take you to a movie，or just hang out
或者爬上電視塔 Or climb on a TV tower
我要把心中的傷痛藏多久？ How long am I going To hide the pain in my heart?
我不會錯過這趟愛的列車 I won't miss this train of love
我要把心中的傷痛藏多久？ How long am I going To hide the pain in my heart?
我不會錯過這趟愛的列車 I won't miss this train of love
再見，我要走了 Goodbye，here I go
這個世界不允許我們 The world doesn't let us
這個世界不允許我們這麼做，這太瘋狂了 The world doesn't let us do it It's crazy
放克樂 Funk
節奏強勁的 Funky
哦，天哪！Oh，God!
你18歲了，你的感覺沒有錯 You're 18 and your feeling isn't wrong
在時機成熟的時候唱這首歌 Sing this song when the time's right
是的! Yes!
你18歲了，你的感覺沒有錯 You're 18 and your feeling isn't wrong
在時機成熟的時候唱這首歌 Sing this song when the time's right
等一段時間，不要著急 Wait for some time And don't be in a hurry
想想看 Think about it
想想看，你有一輩子 Think about it，you've a lifetime
放克樂 Funk
節奏強勁的 Funky
哦，天哪！Oh，God!
放克樂 Funk
節奏強勁的 Funky
哦，天哪！Oh，God!
放克樂 Funk
節奏強勁的 Funky
哦，天哪！Oh，God!
來吧，斯里德維 動起來 Come on，Sridevi. Move it.
閉嘴 Shut up.
我能說話嗎？ Can I do the talking?
相信我 Trust me.
好的 Okay.
嘿，肖恩 嗨! Hey，Shawn. Hi.
對不起，坦尼婭 I am sorry，Tanya.
請穿上你的衣服 我們需要來談談 Please wear your clothes. We need to talk.
你是來教訓我的嗎？ Did you come to lecture me?
不是的 我是來祝你好運的 No. I came to wish you luck.
什麼...你在這裡做什麼？ What...What are you doing here?
寶貝 Babe.
我們在說話 安靜地站在那裡 We're talking. Stand there quietly.
告訴我 Tell me.
所以...你很興奮嗎？ So...are you excited?
是的 Yeah.
你害怕嗎？一點也不 Are you scared? Not at all.
每個人都這麼做 這算不了什麼 Everyone does it. It's no big deal.
一點兒沒錯 一切都很完美 Exactly. Everything's perfect.
就像你想要的那樣 對嗎？ Just the way you wanted. Right?
對的 Right.
等等 Wait.
有點不對勁 Something's wrong.
寶貝 Babe.
僅僅閉嘴！Just shut up!
你對這件事有把握，對嗎？ You are sure about this，right?
很明顯 Obviously.
肖恩是我們班上最可愛的人 Shawn is the cutest guy in my class.
寶貝! Babe!
怎麼啦? What's up?
什麼？What?
聽著，你可以相信我 Listen，you can trust me.
哦，拜託！你是在為敵隊打球 Oh，please! You're playing for the enemy team.
我怎麼能相信你呢？ How can I trust you?
去他媽的 Screw that.
告訴我問題是什麼 Tell me what the problem is.
我...I...
我想讓它變得特別 I wanted it to be special.
不錯的酒店，葡萄酒，鮮花 Nice hotel，wine，flowers.
都在這裡了但是... It's all here but...
但不知何故，情況並非如此 it somehow isn't.
第一次被高度高估了 First times are highly overrated.
它只有一個特別之處 There's only one thing special about it.
而那就是你的感受 And that's how you feel.
所有這些都無關緊要 None of this matters.
只要傾聽你的心就行了 Just listen to your heart.
這是因為心永遠不會錯 It's because the heart is never wrong.
你知道嗎... You know what...
不管你的女朋友是誰... whoever your girlfriend is...
她是個幸運的女孩 she is one lucky girl.
噢，我現在沒有了 Well，I don't have one now.
但我肯定會告訴下一個 But I will definitely tell the next one.
什麼? What?
阿努？Anu?
發生了什麼事？ What happened?
哦，那個...Oh，that...
我們的到期日到了 Our expiry date came up.
這實在是胡說八道！ What nonsense!
我說的是實話 I am speaking the truth.
媽媽...Mom...
你對尼尚特有把握，對嗎？ you are sure about Nishant，right?
有問題嗎？ Is there a problem?
不，但是，如果他就像爸爸一樣... No，but，what if just like dad he...
你和爸爸有過一段如此強烈的羅曼史 You and dad had such an intense romance.
你們私奔並結婚了，然而... You guys eloped and got married，and yet...
但我們還是離婚了 一點兒沒錯 Yet we got divorced. Exactly.
我那時21歲 I was 21
當我在醫學院認識你爸爸的時候 when I met your dad in Medical College.
現在我50歲了 Now I am 50.
我不再是那個拉迪卡了 I am not that Radhika anymore.
是啊，但你和尼尚特有什麼保證... Yeah，but what's the guarantee that Nishant and you...
保證? Guarantee?
我親愛的，愛從來不會伴隨著一個幸福的保證而來 My sweetheart，love never comes with a guarantee of happiness.
但這是愛的唯一方式 But this is the only way to love.
全心全意地去愛 To love wholeheartedly.
你不能給愛情附加條件 You cannot put conditions on love.
傻姑娘！看來你想要一個保證 Silly girl! It seems you want a guarantee.
謝謝你的按摩 Thank you for the massage.
晚安 晚安 Good night. Good night.
僅僅告訴他 Just tell him.
瓦倫就是你一直在等待的那個人 Varun is the one you've been waiting for.
劃掉第一點 Cross out point number one.
他從來沒有準時過 He's never been on time.
是的，但他像拉傑一樣浪漫 Yes，but he romances like Raj.
他有拉胡爾的強烈 He has the intensity of Rahul.
以及普雷姆的價值 And the values of Prem.
今天就前去告訴他吧! Just go ahead and tell him today.
瓦倫，我...愛... Varun，I...love...
對不起，錢德尼女士，請到別處去坐 Excuse me，Ms. Chandni, please go and sit somewhere else.
這張桌子已經被預訂了 This table is reserved.
哦，天哪，希婭 Oh God，Sia.
這都是我的錯 It's all my fault.
因為我你變成了酒鬼 You turned into an alcoholic because of me.
抱歉 我有一點醉 Sorry. I am a little drunk.
當你喝醉的時候看起來很可愛 You look so cute when you're drunk.
我喜歡你 I like you.
我也喜歡你 I like you as well.
不，我是說我真的...我真的喜歡你 No，I mean I really...I really like you.
我喜歡你 你很可愛 I like you. You are cute.
我們應該為此做點什麼，對嗎？ We should do something about it，right?
希婭，我沒有... Sia，I am not...
我太瘋狂了 I am so crazy.
你是同性戀 You're gay.
當然 Of course.
你太可愛了，不可能是異性戀 You're too cute to be straight.
什麼？不是的！ What? No!
什麼？你不可愛嗎？ What? Are you not cute?
我不是同性戀 I am not gay.
那麼，有什麼問題呢？ Then，what's the problem?
我不適合你 I am not right for you.
你在說什麼呀？ What are you saying?
看看你的分數，夥計 Look at your scores，dude.
太棒了！Perfect!
聽著，我肯定你想要一個能陪伴你一生的人 Look，I'm sure you want someone who'll be with you for the rest of your life.
我不能那麼做，希婭 I can't do that，Sia.
什麼？好吧，讓我解釋一下 What? Okay，let me explain.
我認為每段感情都有一個到期日 I think every relationship has an expiry date.
而在那之後，它就結束了 And after that，it comes to an end.
然後，要嘛人們分開 Then，either people separate
或者待在一起，認為至少他們還有一個人 or stay together thinking that at least they've someone.
那麼，你會怎麼做？ And，what do you do?
我從頭開始 I start from the end.
從頭? End?
是啊，例如，為什麼我要給 Yeah，as in，why do I give a chance to
痛苦、悲傷、打架、爭吵一個機會？ pain，sorrow，fights，quarrels?
在那之前把它做完 Just finish it before that.
在我的情況下，七週 In my case，seven weeks.
所以，你也把同樣的計劃賣給了阿努 So，you sold the same scheme to Anu as well.
是啊，但她知道自己在做什麼 Yeah，but she knew what she was doing.
但是你...But you...
你可能會受傷害 you might get hurt.
你知道嗎，瓦倫？ You know what，Varun?
謝謝你的關心 Thanks for caring.
你好 Hello.
很顯然，我在睡覺 Obviously，I was sleeping.
是啊，燈開著是因為... Yeah，the lights were on because...
講給我聽聽 什麼？ Tell me. What?
不要浪費我的時間，瓦倫 Don't waste my time，Varun.
我晚上和任何人說話的時間都不會超過七分鐘 I don't talk to anyone for more than seven minutes at night.
拜託，希婭 Come on，Sia.
為什麼？你有設定時間限制的版權嗎？ Why? Do you have a copyright on setting time limits?
聽著，我很抱歉 Listen，I am sorry.
只是我沒有太多朋友 It's just that I don't have too many friends
而我現在不想失去你 and I don't want to lose you now.
我是說，如果你還把我當朋友的話 I mean，if you still consider me a friend.
當然，我是 Of course，I do.
所以，我們還好嗎? So，we're okay?
是的 Yeah.
確定? Sure?
當然了! 你想讓我擁抱你嗎？ Of course! Do you want me to hug you?
來 Come.
我會...我會明天見 I'll...I'll see you tomorrow.
好的 Yeah.
所以...So...
昨晚發生的事... what happened last night...
這清楚地表明我們之間有某種東西 it clearly shows that there's something between us.
為什麼我們不給彼此一個機會呢？ Why don't we give each other a chance
而不是讓這個七週的定時炸彈在我們頭上 and not have this seven week ticking time bomb on our heads.
但這就是相同的事如同... But that's the same thing as...
這不會的 It won't be.
因為你還沒聽過我的計劃 It's because you haven't heard my plan yet.
好的 Okay.
我只是覺得與其每天見面 I just think that instead of meeting every day,
我們會在一段時間內認識一個人 we get to know someone over a period of time.
在一段時間內？ Over a period of time?
這聽起來像是你的一份法律合同中的一個條款 It sounds like a clause from one of your legal contracts.
這讓我想起了一些事！ That reminds me something!
哦，不！那是你的清單 Oh，no! That's your list.
所以，這個計劃被稱為星期二和星期五 So，the plan is called Tuesdays and Fridays.
我們一週只有兩天見面 We'll meet only two days a week.
什麼？What?
我的意思是我們會在週二和週五在一起 I mean we'll be together on Tuesdays and Fridays.
其他幾天呢？ What about the other days?
在剩下的日子裡我們不會在一起 We won't be together on the rest of the days.
你可以和任何你想約會的人約會 You can date anyone you want.
但那不公平，對吧？我可以和任何人在一起而且 But that's not fair，right? I can be with anyone and
你會在週二和週五等我 you'll wait for me on Tuesdays and Fridays.
對不起，就連我都可以和我想約會的人約會 Excuse me，even I can date anyone I want.
噢! Oh!
所以，這是時間和頻率的第一條規則 So，here's the first rule of T&F.
不要提這件事 Don't talk about it.
如果你在其他日子和某人約會 If you're on a date with someone on other days,
而我們不期而遇 and we bump into each other
那麼，我不會虐待和你在一起的女孩 then，I will not abuse the girl who is with you.
但如果我在週二和週五抓到你和別人在一起... But if I catch you with someone else on Tuesdays and Fridays...
那我就不會放過那個小妞 then I will not spare that chick.
規則二 Rule number two.
別出差錯 Don't slip up.
沒有隨機的勾搭 No random hookups.
在第三次約會之前不能做愛 No sex until the third date.
等等 等一下 Wait. One second.
如果她勾引我怎麼辦？ What if she seduces me?
我不會放過那個小妞的 I will not spare that chick.
規則三 Rule number three.
最後一條規則 Last rule.
別把它誇大了 Don't stretch it.
如果我們中的任何一個對這個安排不滿意 If either of us isn't happy with the arrangement,
我們就分手 we call it quits.
我們會各走各的路 We'll both go our separate ways.
不問問題 No questions asked.
所以...So...
能給我點時間考慮一下這件事嗎？ Can I get some time to think about this?
好的，我是說...是的，當然 Okay，I mean...yeah，sure.
很好 Great.
讓我知道 Let me know.
你猜怎麼著？你不會有時間思考的 You know what? You won't get time to think.
現在告訴我！ Tell me now!
沒關係的 這完全沒問題 It's okay. It's perfectly okay.
而且，一定要來參加婚禮 And，do come for the wedding.
媽媽見到你會很高興的 Mom will be happy to see you.
是的 Yes.
這是公平的 It's only fair.
我是說你做了大部分婚禮的安排 I mean you made most of the wedding arrangements.
希婭 Sia.
好的，我們開始吧! Yes，let's do it.
哦 !好的! Oh! Okay!
很好 Good.
酷 Cool.
嘿! Hey!
你媽媽的婚禮將是我們的第一次約會，對嗎？ Your mom's wedding will be our first date，right?
明天是星期天 Tomorrow is a Sunday.
你必須尋找另一個約會 You'll have to find another date.
抱歉 Sorry.
所以，我們就定在星期天和星期四吧! So，let's make it Sundays and Thursdays.
不 週二和週五 Nope. Tuesdays and Fridays.
是啊，但你週二肯定會答應的，對吧？ Yeah，but you'll definitely say yes on Tuesday，right?
如果你夠幸運的話 If you're lucky.
我很抱歉 手術花了太長時間 I am sorry. The surgery took way too long.
請坐 Please sit down.
告訴我 我能為你做些什麼，女士... Tell me. What can I do for you Ms...
嗨，爸爸 Hi，Dad.
希婭，很高興見到你 Sia，it's so nice to see you.
抱歉 Sorry.
我以為...我已經忘記你了？ I thought...That I've forgiven you?
這麼多年後你終於見到我了 You're finally meeting me after so many years.
有一點誤解是可以理解的 A little misconception is understandable.
坐下 Sit down.
媽媽要結婚了 Mom's getting married.
哇! Wow!
太好了 那真是太棒了 That's great. That's awesome.
今天晚上 Today evening.
你邀請我是不是太晚了？ Aren't you inviting me too late?
我不是來邀請你的 I didn't come here to invite you.
我來是想告訴你媽媽很開心 I was here to tell you that mom's happy.
我們很開心 We're happy.
這就是證據 Here's the evidence.
不用來了 No need to come.
給你，醫生 柳橙汁 Here you go，doctor. Orange juice.
謝謝 Thank you.
柳橙汁 Orange juice.
下午12：00和下午6：00 12:00 p.m. and 6:00 p.m.
有些習慣永遠不會改變 Some habits never change.
嘿，希婭 Hey，Sia.
別忘了把你的結婚請柬寄給我 Don't forget to send me your wedding invite.
別擔心 我不會來的 Don't worry. I won't come.
我想你已經原諒我了 I'll imagine that you've forgiven me.
只是另一個誤解 Just another misconception.
這些被詛咒的手鐲就是不停地叮噹作響 These cursed bangles Just won't stop clinking
親愛的，想要抓住我不是那麼容易 My love，it's not so easy To get hold of me
這些被詛咒的手鐲就是不停地叮噹作響 These cursed bangles Just won't stop clinking
親愛的，想要抓住我不是那麼容易 My love，it's not so easy To get hold of me
你看! Here you go!
非常好 Very nice.
我能和媽媽談談嗎？ Can I talk to mom?
是的 謝謝 Yeah. Thank you.
這是一場別緻的服裝比賽嗎？什麼？ Is this a fancy dress competition? What?
從什麼時候你開始喜歡這麼花俏的衣服和珠寶了？ Since when do you like such loud clothes and jewelry?
在他們的婚禮上必須穿這個 One has to wear this at their wedding.
據我所知 As far as I know
在婚禮上舒舒服服並不違法 being comfortable at your wedding is not illegal.
但它看起來不會很好 But it won't look nice.
我不是要求你穿休閒衣服 I am not asking you to wear casual clothes.
不過如果你喜歡的話，你可以穿著它 Although you can wear that if you like.
穿任何你覺得舒服的衣服 Wear whatever you're comfortable in.
來吧，現在把這身衣服脫了 Come on，now take off this outfit.
好的 Okay.
現在你看起來像我媽媽了 Now you're looking like my mom.
如此漂亮 So pretty.
謝謝 Thank you.
我一直跟你說這個顏色看起來很可愛... I keep telling you that this color looks lovely...
怎麼了？What's wrong?
媽媽...Mom...
尼尚特非常愛你 Nishant loves you a lot.
是的 Yes.
愛你 Love you.
我愛你 I love you.
好了，現在我要做準備了 好吧! Okay，now I have to get ready. Okay.
你爸爸給我發了簡訊 Your dad texted me.
他向我表示祝賀 He congratulated me.
好的 Okay.
這是個可悲又愚蠢的計劃，希婭 It's a pathetic and stupid plan，Sia.
真的嗎？Really?
"嫁給他吧，希婭” "Marry him，Sia."
"想像這是一場安排的婚姻" "Imagine that it's an arranged marriage."
他是什麼樣的完美先生 What kind of Mr. Perfect is he
如果他不能忍受你七個星期？ if he can't tolerate you for seven weeks?
一點兒沒錯 Exactly.
在我的合同中沒有關於到期日的條款 There's no clause of expiry date in my contract.
有心碎的條款，夫人 There's a clause for a heartbreak，ma'am.
他為什麼要等七個星期 Why does he want to wait for seven weeks
當他可以鬼混一週左右然後離開的時候？ when he can just fool around for a week or so and leave?
顯然地，他肯定已經同意了！ Obviously，he must have agreed for it!
瓦倫不是那種人 Varun's not that kind of a guy.
他認為長期的關係不會有結果 He thinks long term relationships don't work out.
你是說，一個痛苦的童年？ You mean，a traumatic childhood?
也許吧? 我不知道 Maybe? I don't know.
你知道這個七週方式只是個藉口 You know this seven week system is just an excuse.
就像退出條款一樣 Like an exit clause.
我已經從合同中去掉了那個藉口 I've got rid of that excuse from the contract.
而且為了不讓他感到不舒服 And to not make him uncomfortable,
我想出了這個不問問題的計劃 I came up with this no-questions-asked plan.
別鬧了 Stop it.
而這就是重點，帕茨 And that's the point，Pats.
我想讓他明白，我們不需要取消計劃 I want him to understand that we won't need to cancel the plan.
希婭，這可是一大堆社會服務啊！ Sia，that's a lot of social service!
好像他最好是值得的 Like he better be worth it.
你知道我的意思 You know what I mean.
就像...真的很火辣 Like...really hot.
嗨! Hi.
嗨! 嗨! 帕茨 Hi. Hi. Pats.
瓦倫 Varun.
瓦倫！Varun!
噢! Oh.
對不起，我遲到了 Sorry，I am late.
那並不是什麼新鮮事 That's nothing new.
但這不是瓦倫的錯 But it's not Varun's fault.
我需要時間做好準備 I need time to get ready.
嗨! 卡哈爾 Hi. Kajal.
希婭 帕茨 帕茨 Sia. Pats. Pats.
嗨! Hi.
我們可以走了嗎？是的 Shall we go? Yeah.
你確定嗎，希婭？ Are you sure，Sia?
你每次都會有這種感覺 You're going to feel like this every time.
我確定 I am sure.
謝謝 Thank you.
我認為晚婚有一個好處 I thought there will be one advantage of getting married late.
我不用和姻親打交道 I won't have to deal with in-laws.
如果新娘願意，父母也無能為力 If the bride's willing, there's nothing the parents can do.
但我新娘的女兒結果成為她的母親 But my bride's daughter turned out to be her mother.
希婭，我找不到比這更可愛的岳母了 Sia，I couldn't have asked for a lovelier mother-in-law.
而且我向你保證，我會讓你媽媽很開心的 And I promise you, I'll keep your mom very happy.
我愛你 我愛你 I love you. I love you.
乾杯 乾杯 Cheers. Cheers.
乾杯，夥計們 Cheers，guys.
乾杯 Cheers.
他們在叫我嗎？ Are they calling me?
實際上，有東西進了我的眼睛 Actually，something went in my eye.
蜜月計劃做好了嗎？ Is the honeymoon planning done?
是的 他們將於明天晚上離開 Yes. They are leaving tomorrow evening.
帕茨什麼時候離開？ When is Pats leaving?
她的航班是在週二晚上 Her flight is on Tuesday evening.
所以，週二晚上房子裡不會有人 So，there will be no one in the house on Tuesday night.
規則三 Rule number three.
在第三次約會之前不能做愛 No sex until the third date.
記得嗎？Remember?
是的 Yeah.
現在回去找你的朋友吧! Now go back to your friend.
等等 Wait.
很好 Good.
"我知道你不會穿它的” "I know you won't wear it."
"明天穿一件你那乏味的律師風格的衣服吧!” "Wear one of your boring, lawyer-esque dresses tomorrow."
希婭心煩意亂 Sia's heart is restless.
她不停地問，"已經是星期二了嗎？” She keeps asking，"Is it Tuesday yet?"
嘿，陌生人 嘿，性感女郎 Hey stranger. Hey，sexy.
這是給你的告誡 Here's a tip for you.
希婭不喜歡遲到的人 Sia doesn't like people who are late.
這是給你的告誡 Here's a tip for you.
希婭非常喜歡我 Sia likes me quite a lot.
希婭，我很欣賞這傢伙 Sia，I approve of the guy.
繼續過你的生活吧! Go on and live your life.
嗨! Hi.
當真? Seriously?
我們是不是要隨意混合口味並把它們提供給人們？ Are we going to mix random flavors and offer them to people?
是的 Yes.
而如果你的客戶跑掉了怎麼辦？ And what if your customers run away?
我們給他們免費提供咖啡 We are giving them coffee for free.
他們將不得不冒那個險 They'll have to take that risk.
而如果他們喜歡某樣東西呢？ And，what if they like something?
然後他們就可以給我們小費了 Then they can tip us.
他們可以在這個罐子裡放任何他們想要的量 They can put any amount they want in this jar.
酷，對吧？Cool，right?
酷? 別把我們當傻子 Cool? Don't make a fool of us.
去做你的工作吧! 笨蛋 Go and do your work. Stupid.
太棒了 你穿這件衣服看起來真漂亮 Marvelous. You're looking so pretty in this dress.
上帝保佑你 God bless you.
謝謝 Thank you.
哦，媽的 Oh shit.
他唯一的工作就是打破玻璃杯 His only job is to break the glass.
打破玻璃杯是個好兆頭，對吧？ Breaking of glass is a good omen，right?
來吧，你是我這一隊的 我們開始做吧! Come on，you're on my team. Let's do this.
把它清理乾淨 Clean it up.
哦! 親愛的，哦! 甜心 O beloved，O sweetheart
我只是一直看著你 I only keep looking at you
我是如此的愛你，我說不出 I love you so much I can't say
哦! 親愛的，哦! 甜心 O beloved，O sweetheart
我只是一直看著你 I only keep looking at you
我是如此的愛你，我說不出 I love you so much I can't say
哦! 親愛的，我們相愛了 O beloved，we are in love
我甚至睡不著，親愛的 I can't even sleep，beloved
哦! 親愛的，哦! 甜心 O beloved，O sweetheart
我只是一直看著你 I only keep looking at you
我太愛你了，你怎麼能忘記呢？ I love you so much How can you forget that?
哦! 親愛的，哦! 甜心 O beloved，O sweetheart
我只是一直看著你 I only keep looking at you
我太愛你了，你怎麼能忘記呢？ I love you so much How can you forget that?
哦! 親愛的，我們相愛了 O beloved，we are in love
我甚至睡不著，親愛的 我甚至睡不著，親愛的 I can't even sleep，beloved I can't even sleep，beloved
嘿，美人 Hey，beautiful
你的愛已經奪走了那麼多人 Your love has already claimed so many
像軍隊一樣戰鬥，很難被擊敗 Fighting like an army，it's hard to defeat
到處都是破壞 There's destruction everywhere
所有的噪音和爆炸聲 All the noise and explosion
讓我睡不著覺 Doesn't let me sleep a wink
決定我們的命運 Decide our fate
我向上帝懇求 To God I plead
子彈都開了 Bullets are fired
金錢是人們所渴望的 Money is what people desire
我珍視的是你的記憶 It's your memories I treasure
流淚不是一種樂趣 Shedding tears is not a pleasure
生命正在消逝 Life's fading away
然而當有人問起，你今天過得怎麼樣 Yet when anyone asks，how's your day
不管怎樣，我說很好 I say fine anyway
我放棄了寫歌，所有的一切看起來都那麼黯淡 I'd given up writing songs All seemed so bleak
再一次，我在其中尋找慰藉 Once again，in it solace I seek
你就是我需要的那個人 You are the one I need
哦! 親愛的，我們相愛了 O beloved，we are in love
我甚至睡不著，親愛的 I can't even sleep，beloved
哦! 親愛的，我們相愛了 O beloved，we are in love
我甚至睡不著，親愛的 I can't even sleep，beloved
所以，五顆星中有幾顆呢？ So，how many stars out of five?
什麼？為了這次約會 What? For this date.
噢! Oh.
噢，結局好就好了 Well，all's well that ends well.
讓我們看看你對結局有什麼計劃 Let's see what you've planned for the end.
但你不喜歡我的"結局"，對吧？ But you don't like my "endings"，right?
哦，天哪！Oh，God!
很好，好的 你書中的主角 Fine，here you go. The protagonist of your book.
她非常愛她的丈夫 She loves her husband so much
但最終還是離開了他 and yet leaves him in the end.
她放棄了 She gives up.
是的 Yeah.
而那就是大多數讀者喜歡的 And that's what maximum readers liked.
尤其是女人 Especially women.
她不會為一個可能永遠不會理解她的男人浪費生命 She doesn't waste her life for a man who might never understand her.
好的，你告訴我 Okay，you tell me.
你會怎麼做？ What would you have done?
我會更努力一點 I would've tried a little harder.
為了那個傻子？ For that fool?
他的生活中有一百萬個問題 He's got a million issues in his life.
是啊，但如果是關於那個特別的人 Yeah，but when it's about that special someone,
那麼關係需要多一點時間 then relationships need a little more time.
而且，如果這種感覺是單方面的怎麼辦？ And，what if this feeling is one-sided?
但在這種情況下，這並不是單方面的 But it isn't one-sided in this case.
我們的關係中有問題但也有愛 There are issues in our relationship but there's also love.
對嗎？Right?
瓦倫，我不能再這樣下去了 Varun，I can't do this anymore.
我穿著這雙高跟鞋走不動了 I can't walk in these heels anymore.
我們改乘計程車好嗎？ Shall we take a cab instead?
你在幹什麼呢？ What are you doing?
你可以付我錢而不是打車 You can pay me instead of the cab.
放我下來 Put me down.
我們將在10分鐘內走完到你家的路程 We'll cover the distance to your home in ten minutes.
請抱緊我並繼續吻我 Please hold on to me and keep kissing me.
感謝您搭乘瓦倫航空公司的航班 Thank you for flying Varun Airways.
現在是12點 It's 12 o'clock.
什麼? What?
星期二結束了 Tuesday's over.
所以呢? So?
所以，時間到了 So，time's up.
這不是開玩笑 This is not a joke.
抱歉，規矩就是規矩 Sorry，rules are rules.
好的，晚安 Okay，good night.
你說過這些文件將在星期四被簽署 You said that the papers will be signed by Thursday.
如果是星期五，我早就會知道的 相信我 I would've known if it was a Friday. Trust me.
請今天把這個做好 謝謝 Please get this done today. Thank you.
"我知道今天是星期五，但我們今天可能不能見面" "I know it's Friday but we might not be able to meet today."
"我很忙" "I am very busy."
今天不是希婭的日子嗎？ Isn't today Sia's day?
你打算怎麼見我？我是一個有自己自由意志的人 How are you meeting me? I am a man of my own free will.
而不是別人的奴隸 Not someone's slave.
看看我的羅密歐！ Look at my Romeo!
別太熱心了 Don't get too enthusiastic.
你破壞了她的規矩 You're breaking her rule.
如果她發現了怎麼辦？ What if she finds out?
你要對她撒謊嗎？ Are you going to lie to her?
我為什麼要對她撒謊？ Why should I lie to her?
她會感覺不舒服嗎？ Will she feel bad?
我們的情況不同 Our case is different.
我很火熱 I am hot.
我很性感 I am sexy.
她看到你和我在一起不會嫉妒嗎？ Won't she be jealous seeing you with me?
我想指出的是 I'd like to point out
任何一個普通的印度丈夫都會非常嫉妒 that any regular Indian husband would be very jealous
看到他的妻子和"另一個"男人在一起 to see his wife with some "other" man.
但我是一個現代的印度人 But I'm a modern Indian man.
而且我相信我的妻子 And I trust my wife.
寶貝，如果你不需要任何東西 Baby，in case you don't need anything
我會去結賬 I'll go clear the bills.
當然，請便 Of course，go ahead.
他是什麼意思？ What did he mean?
我愛他 I love him.
整個紹索爾都知道這一點 The whole of Southhall knows that.
你真的沒跟她說過話 You really haven't talked to her.
三天了 For three days.
希婭 Sia.
卡朱，搞什麼... Kaju，what the...
"我們能一起做衝浪按摩浴缸嗎？” "Can we jacuzzi together?"
她是在說要一起洗澡。是啊，沒錯 She's talking about bathing together. Yeah，right.
看！6點鐘 我的房子 See! 6 o'clock. My house.
而且別遲到 And don't be late.
先生，我的錢！ Mister，my money!
你有保險套嗎？ Do you have a condom?
我會給你10英鎊 I'll give you ten pounds.
20英鎊! 20 pounds!
你永遠不會準時的，是嗎？ You can never be on time，can you?
我們走吧，否則我們真的要遲到了 Let's go or we'll actually be late.
計程車 Taxi.
什麼? What?
我在重新裝飾媽媽和尼尚特的浴室 I am redecorating mom and Nishant's bathroom.
噢! Oh.
為什麼？您怎麼想的？ Why? What did you think?
我以為我們約會過三次了，對吧? Well，I thought we've been on three dates，right.
所以，根據規則... So，according to the rules...
並不是每件事都是按照規則發生的 Not everything happens according to the rules.
你今天完全忽視我 You completely ignored me today.
抱歉 Sorry.
今天辦公室的工作太多了 There was so much work in the office today.
電子郵件，電話 別問了 Emails，con-calls. Don't ask.
你幹了什麼？ What did you do?
我當時和卡... I was with Ka...
科...科菲-肖菲 我當時在咖啡館 K...Koffee-Shoffi. I was at the cafe.
開會 寫作 開會 就這樣 Meetings. Writing. Meetings. That's all.
"你要對她撒謊嗎？” "Are you going to lie to her?"
"我為什麼要對她撒謊？” "Why should I lie to her?"
出什麼事了嗎？ Something's wrong?
什麼? What?
這個浴缸有點不對勁 Something's wrong with this tub.
下一個？Next?
你有沒有騙過別人？沒有 Have you ever lied to anyone? No.
我是說，你有沒有騙過別人？ I mean，have you ever two-timed anyone?
我討厭說謊者 I hate liars.
即使是在你最喜歡的電影中，也一定有你不喜歡的東西 There must be something that you don't like even in your favorite films.
要我告訴你嗎？ Shall I tell you?
這個 This.
我的意思是英雄站著張開雙臂 I mean the hero stands with his arms stretched.
而可憐的女主角穿著雪紡紗麗和高跟鞋向他跑來 And the poor heroine runs towards him in a chiffon sari and heels.
我的意思是你可以跑到一半，笨蛋 I mean you can run halfway，dimwit.
我在等你，親愛的 I wait for you，my darling
親愛的，靠近一點 Come closer o sweetheart
不能忍受這種痛苦 Can't bear this pain
我不得不在孤獨中哭泣 I've to cry in solitude
哦! 親愛的，哦! 甜心 O beloved，O sweetheart
你甚至都沒想過我 You didn't even think about me
你是我唯一的愛，親愛的 You're my only love，sweetheart
我們相愛了 We are in love
哦，親愛的，我們相愛了 O beloved，we are in love
我甚至睡不著，親愛的 I can't even sleep，beloved
哦，親愛的，我們相愛了 O beloved，we are in love
我甚至睡不著，親愛的 I can't even sleep，beloved
嗨! Hi.
請給我一杯希婭豆拿鐵 One Sia Bean Latte please.
馬上去辦 On it.
還不錯 Not bad.
所以，我什麼時候能拿到下三章呢？ So，when do I get the next three chapters?
抱歉 怎麼了，親愛的？ Sorry. What's the matter，dear?
新章節？你今天容光煥發 New chapters? You're glowing today.
下週 Next week.
蘆薈? Aloo Vera?
這是蘆薈 維拉，阿姨！閉嘴 It's aloe Vera，Aunt! Shut up.
這是您的咖啡 Here's your coffee.
謝謝你，阿姨 Thank you，Aunt.
不客氣 You're welcome.
嘿! Hey.
嗨! Hi.
見見齊納特，我的編輯 Meet Zeenat，my editor.
嗨! 嗨，很高興見到你 Hi. Hi，nice to meet you.
而那是希婭 我的... And that's Sia. My...
我的...今天是星期幾？ My...What's the day today?
週六 Saturday.
所以，我今天是瓦倫的朋友 So，I am Varun's friend today.
希婭，等等 Sia，wait.
嘿! 嗨! Hey. Hi.
今天你能花點時間和朋友待在一起嗎？ Can you spend some time with a friend today?
當然了 我在等他 Of course. I am waiting for him.
嗨! 嘿! Hi. Hey.
這是賈丁 This is Jatin.
我的...My...
前男友 ex-boyfriend.
是的 Yeah.
讓我猜猜 Let me guess.
他是你的新男友 He's your new boyfriend.
不，兄弟 No，bro.
今天是星期幾？ What's the day today?
週六 Saturday.
所以，我今天是瓦倫的朋友 So，I am Varun's friend today.
順便說一句，賈丁，因為你的耳光事件，連我都被打了一巴掌 By the way，Jatin，even I got slapped because of you slapping incident.
你當真？是的 Are you serious? Yeah.
總之，有什麼計劃？ Anyway，what's the plan?
噢，今天是我朋友的新俱樂部的開業典禮 Well，today is the opening of my friend's new club.
銀影 Silver Shadow.
希婭和我要去那裡 Sia and I are going there.
為什麼你不一起去？ Why don't you come along?
會很有趣的 是的 It'll be fun. Yeah.
我不認為瓦倫能加入我們 I don't think Varun can join us.
對吧，瓦倫？ Right，Varun?
對吧? Right?
我們走吧? Shall we?
是的，當然 Yeah，sure.
我愛你 I love you.
什麼? What?
告訴他 Tell him.
沒必要這麼做 No need for that.
否則我會告訴他 Or I'll tell him.
如果你試圖做這樣的事，我會揍你的 If you try anything like that，I'll thrash you.
沒必要那麼做 There's no need for that.
你的耳光足夠了 Your slap was enough.
對不起，我在媒體面前忘了所有的臺詞 Sorry，I forgot all my lines in front of the media.
是啊，但你沒忘了扇我一巴掌 Yeah，but you didn't forget to slap me.
是啊，但有沒有人再問一次"賈丁·辛格為什麼是單身？” Yeah，but did anyone ever ask again "why is Jatin Singh single?"
噢...Well...
乾杯! cheers!
她穿著我的衣服和他約會 She's wearing my dress on a date with him.
你的衣服？Your dress?
該死的酒鬼 Bloody alcoholic.
該死的跟蹤者! Bloody stalker!
所以，告訴我 你的男朋友怎麼樣？ So，tell me. How is your boyfriend?
閉嘴 抱歉 Shut up. Sorry.
希婭，這裡有很多印度人 Sia，there are many Indians here.
我知道 I know.
他很好 He's fine.
我什麼時候能見到他？ When do I get to meet him?
他今晚會來 真的？ He's coming tonight. Really?
好的! Nice!
你可以見見他 You can meet him.
媽的! Shit!
我想她看到我們了 I think she saw us.
這就是計劃，對吧？ That was the plan，right?
是的 Yes.
她還在看這裡嗎？ Is she still looking here?
不，他們走了 Nope，they left.
晚上好 Good evening.
你只能在週二和週五看這個節目 You can watch this show only on Tuesdays and Fridays.
不要試著在其他日子看 Don't try to watch it on other days.
否則...Otherwise...
我們對打擾表示歉意 We apologize for the interruption
別用窺探的眼光看著我 Don't look at me with prying eyes
它讓我的心跳了一跳 It makes my heart skip a beat
暫時擱置你的感覺 Put your feelings on hold
它讓我的心跳了一跳 It makes my heart skip a beat
別用窺探的眼光看著我 Don't look at me with prying eyes
它讓我的心跳了一跳 It makes my heart skip a beat
暫時擱置你的感覺 Put your feelings on hold
它讓我的心跳了一跳 It makes my heart skip a beat
我知道他的臉像月亮一樣閃閃發光 I know his face glows like the moon
但他的名聲領先他 But his reputation precedes him
別這麼厚顏無恥 Don't be so brazen
它讓我的心跳了一跳 It makes my heart skip a beat
太棒了 That's great
當我感覺到你的眼睛撫摸著我的身體 As I feel your eyes caressing my body
你很好但你的意圖很淫亂的 You're nice but your Intentions are naughty
你的目光像飛鏢一樣射中我 Your gaze hits me like a dart
它很鋒利但卻擊中了我的心 It's sharp but hits close to my heart
你眼睛盯著我的樣子 The way your eyes are stuck on me
讓我有點惱火但也讓我高興 Annoys me a bit but also pleases me
別那樣盯著我看 Stop ogling like that
它讓我的心跳了一跳 It makes my heart skip a beat
那是我哥哥，阿里 That's my brother，Ali.
但是，他和你的女朋友在一起做什麼？ But，what's he doing with your girlfriend?
我不知道 I don't know.
也許他是希婭今晚的第二次約會 Maybe he's Sia's second date tonight.
我哥哥會比希婭對你更感興趣 My brother would be more interested in you than Sia.
總之，我喝得太醉了。我要回家了 Anyway，I am too drunk. I am heading home.
請處理好你的愛情故事 Please deal with your love story.
從孟買到倫敦 From Mumbai to London
你有一長串的戀人 You've a long line of lovers
他們都是平凡的 They are all ordinary
但我就像一瓶美酒 But I am like a fine wine
你可以飛來飛去，我的小鳥 You can fly here And there my little birdie
打開你心靈的鑰匙就在我身邊 The key to your heart is with me
這個笨蛋認為他是個玩家 This fool thinks he is a player
不知道自己被耍了 Doesn't know he is being played
你的意圖和我的一樣頑皮 Your intentions are as naughty as mine
它讓我的心跳了一跳 It makes my heart skip a beat
我知道今天是星期六 I know it's Saturday.
但是朋友就不能載他的朋友回家嗎？ But can't a friend give his friend a lift home?
聽著，我們會在我媽媽家稍作停留 Listen，we'll make a quick stop at my mom's place.
為什麼？冷靜點 Why? Chill.
我不會讓你見我媽媽的 I am not going to make you meet my mother.
明天是我和媽媽每週一次的週日晚餐 Tomorrow is my weekly Sunday dinner with mom.
而我來不了了 And I won't be able to make it.
所以，我想我會拍拍她馬屁 So，I thought I'll butter her up.
你一週的每一天都是固定的嗎？ Are all the days in your week fixed?
星期二、星期五、星期日 Tuesday，Friday，Sunday.
跟我說說吧! Tell me about it.
自從我遇見你，我的大腦就變成了一張日曆 Ever since I met you, my brain has become a calendar.
你媽媽一個人住在這個大房子裡嗎? Does your mom live alone in this huge house.
不，她自己只有兩個房間 No，she has only two rooms for herself.
剩下的地方是給她的非政府組織的 The rest of the place is for her NGO.
很多其他女人和她一起住在這裡 A lot of other women live here with her.
我馬上就回來 I'll be back in a minute.
好的! Okay!
把你的一生都奉獻給幫助別人... Dedicating your entire life for helping others...
我認為這是相當值得稱讚的 I think it's quite commendable.
如果您需要為您的非政府組織提供法律建議，請打電話給我 If you ever need legal advice for your NGO，please call me.
希婭，我們的一位志願者是一名律師 Sia，one of our volunteers is a lawyer.
但謝謝你的提議 But thank you for the offer.
我也可以在這裡做志願者 I can also volunteer here.
我是說只要我在倫敦 I mean as long as I am in London.
瓦倫說... Varun was saying that...
你為什麼要這麼做？ Why are you doing all this?
什麼？What?
我不干涉瓦倫的私生活 I don't interfere in Varun's personal life.
而且你不需要我的許可 And you don't need my permission.
懂嗎? Understood?
我不會像他的其他女朋友一樣離開他的 I won't leave him like his other girlfriends.
我只想向他保證 I just want to assure him
有些人知道如何遵守人際關係 that some people know how to abide by relationships.
你想喝點茶嗎？ Would you like some tea?
你不就是那個不喜歡他書的結尾的女孩嗎？ Aren't you the same girl who didn't like his book's ending?
實際上...Actually...
他不是在抱怨 He was not complaining.
全世界都讀了他的書 The entire world read his book.
但我猜他是專門為我寫的 But I guess he wrote it just for me.
從童年時期，他僅僅看到我的寂寞 Since childhood, he's only seen my loneliness.
我希望他能理解 I wish he could understand...
有時我們會選擇孤獨 that sometimes we choose to be lonely.
我不明白 I didn't understand.
卡哈爾 Kajal.
到這兒來 Come here.
我死定了 I am dead.
來 嗨! Come. Hi.
希婭 Sia.
這是卡哈爾 This is Kajal.
瓦倫兒時的朋友 Varun's childhood friend.
真的嗎？Really?
卡哈爾和她丈夫是我們的明星志願者 Kajal and her husband are our star volunteers.
你做過很多社會工作，對吧？ You do a lot of social work，right?
她真的很擅長這項工作 She is really good at it.
謝謝你，阿姨 Thank you，Aunt.
今天是星期一 你為什麼打電話來？ It's Monday. Why are you calling?
今天我們要打破規則 We're going to break a rule today.
我想我應該告訴你 I thought I should tell you.
什麼? What?
我剛回到倫敦 I've just returned to London.
我的經紀人在西雅圖安排了連續的會議 And my agent's set up back-to-back meetings in Seattle.
我明天得走了 I've to leave tomorrow.
所以呢? So?
所以，讓我們今天見面吧! So，let's meet today.
抱歉，瓦倫 Sorry，Varun.
是的，我知道 Yeah，I know.
規定就是規定 Rules are rules.
馬上就是午夜了，星期二就要開始了 It will be midnight in a minute and Tuesday will begin.
我的航班明天早上6點起飛 My flight leaves at 6:00 a.m. tomorrow.
所以，你要和我一起過夜 So，you're going to spend the night with me.
而我不會接受否定的回答 And I am not taking no for an answer.
這是朋友的邀請還是男友的邀請？ Is this a friend asking or a boyfriend?
噢，這是一個朋友的命令... Well，it's a friend's command...
以及一個男朋友的要求 and a boyfriend's request.
等一下 One second.
這一切都太可愛了 This is all so cute.
你了解到我們從來沒有約會過嗎？ Did you realize that we've never been on a date?
嗨，瓦倫 Hi，Varun.
希婭 Sia.
你會在約會之夜把每個女孩都從家裡綁架出去嗎？ Do you kidnap every girl from her home on your date night?
你所有的約會都穿睡衣嗎？ Do you wear nightclothes on all your dates?
不是的 但我遇到了這個無賴 No. But I ran into this scoundrel.
他送給我一件短得令人難堪的連衣裙 He sent me a scandalously short dress
作為我們第一次的約會 for our first date.
現在的男人都是這樣的變態 Guys are such perverts nowadays.
但聽聽這個 But listen to this.
我遇到了某個人 I met someone.
而她帶我去了一家按摩浴缸店約會 And she took me to a Jacuzzi store for a date.
她穿著一件熱辣的比基尼，和我一起洗了個澡 She wore a hot bikini and took a shower with me.
真的嗎？我發誓 Really? I swear.
書中最古老的故事 Oldest story in the book.
他欺騙了媽媽 He cheated on Mom.
我在媽媽之前就知道了，而這就是故事的轉折 I got to know about it before Mom and that was the twist in the tale.
每天晚上我都會給爸爸橙汁喝 Every evening I would give orange juice to Dad.
有一天我撞見他在和他的另一個妻子和女兒聊天 One day I walked in on him talking to his other wife and daughter.
就這樣 That's all.
坦尼婭? Tanya?
是的 Yeah.
我的故事沒有那麼戲劇性 My story isn't so dramatic.
一切都很完美 Everything was perfect.
而突然他就走了 And suddenly he just left.
他再婚了嗎？ Did he get married again?
這就是有趣的地方 他沒有 That's the funny thing. He didn't.
也許我們對他來說還不夠 Maybe we just weren't enough for him.
我不會在第一次約會時接吻 I don't kiss on first dates.
這是我的規矩 It's my rule.
讓你的規則見鬼去吧，希婭 To hell with your rules，Sia.
你為什麼要大喊大叫？我不知道 Why are you yelling? I don't know.
你沒事吧？Are you okay?
不，我不好 No，I am not.
當我和你在一起時，我發生了什麼事？ What happens to me when I am with you?
為什麼我要忍受你發脾氣？ Why do I bear your tantrums?
我一直在計劃下次我們見面的時候 I keep planning that the next time we meet
我要說這個，做那個 為什麼？ I am going to say this，do that. Why?
我應該玩得開心 I should be having fun.
嚴格來說我可以按照你那愚蠢的規則行事 Technically I am allowed to according to your stupid rules.
等等，而我在做什麼？ Wait，and what am I doing?
我在想什麼？ What was I thinking?
如果我們一週見兩次面，你就會明白我的價值 If we meet twice a week, you'll understand my value.
你會更想我的 You'll miss me more.
噢! 恭喜你，律師女士 你的交易奏效了 Well congratulations，Ms. Lawyer. Your deal is working.
我一直在撒謊和爭吵！ I've been lying and arguing!
每段感情都有爭吵，瓦倫 Every relationship has arguments，Varun.
不是在我的 但這正發生在和你在一起上 Not in mine. But it's happening with you.
而且你知道，我比你更生我自己的氣 And you know，I am angry with myself more than you.
為什麼我要讓你這樣對我？ Why do I let you do this to me?
即使我知道你會掛斷我的電話，我還是不停地給你打電話 I keep calling you even when I know you'll disconnect my calls.
你為什麼打電話給我？我不知道 Why do you call me? I don't know.
也許只是想告訴你...什麼？ Maybe just to tell you that...What?
我在想著你 That I am thinking about you.
那太可悲了！我知道 That's pathetic! I know.
而且非常可愛 謝謝 And very cute. Thank you.
等等 你的第一次約會規則是什麼？ Wait. What about your first date rule?
僅僅閉嘴並吻我 Just shut up and kiss me.
希婭，你整晚都去哪兒了？ Sia，where were you all night?
抱歉 媽媽，你什麼時候回來的？ Sorry. Mom，when did you return?
就在不久前 尼尚特上樓去睡午覺了 Just a while back. Nishant's gone upstairs to take a nap.
你不在房間裡，所以我... You weren't in your room，so I was...
每週二和週五 Tuesdays and Fridays.
你是怎麼想出這個計劃的？ How did you come up with this plan?
我是精神病學家的女兒 I am a psychiatrist's daughter.
效果肯定會顯現出來 The effect's bound to show.
現在怎麼辦？ What now?
沒什麼 Nothing.
當他回來時，我會告訴他我們將不再遵守規則 When he comes back，I'll tell him that we'll stop following the rules.
媽媽，我愛他 Mom，I love him.
現在去睡一會兒吧! Now get some sleep.
我會在兩小時後叫醒你，否則你會徹夜難眠 I'll wake you up in two hours or else you'll stay awake all night.
但是...進來 來吧，希婭 But...In. Come on，Sia.
我真的很愛他 I really love him.
聽著，你這個該死的笨蛋 把這個小心地拿到那邊 Listen，you bloody fool. Keep this caringfully over there.
如果你打破了其中一個，我會打斷你的腿 If you break one of these, then，I'll break your legs.
我會很小心的 I'll be caringful.
小心 Be careful.
嗨，阿姨 Hi，Aunt.
瓦倫回來了嗎？是的 他在樓上 Is Varun back? Yes. He's upstairs.
去吧! 好的 Go ahead. Okay.
阿姨，你談過戀愛嗎？ Aunt，have you ever been in love?
噢，我們都會犯錯 Well，we all make mistakes.
去他媽的！ To heck with him!
伊姆羅斯！Imroz!
你終於報仇了，媽媽 You finally got your revenge，Mother.
你在說什麼，媽媽？ What are you saying，mother?
我們讓你做家務而你讓我們的兒子苦幹作為回報 We made you do the chores and you made our son slog in return.
媽媽，求你什麼都別跟她說 Mom，please don't say anything to her.
你很高興盯上我們的兒子嗎？ Are you happy targeting our son?
納比勒...Nabeel...
他是我的孫子嗎？ is he my grandson?
她真是個如此戲劇性的女王 She is such a drama queen.
她可以為別人服務 She can serve others
但她不能給自己的兒子和兒媳端上一杯茶 but she couldn't serve a cup of tea to her own son and daughter-in-law.
看在上帝的份上，請饒了我們吧! For God's sake，please spare us.
納比爾，我們走 Nabeel，let's go.
我們走 Let's go.
納比爾 Nabeel.
你不能強迫我，父親 You can't force me，Father.
因為你們兩個，我失去過她一次 I lost her once because of you two.
不要再來了 Not again.
這就是你對你父親說話的方式嗎？ Is that the way to talk to your father?
我是從你那裡學來的 I learnt it from you.
如果你敢碰我，我就叫警察 I will call the police if you dare to touch me.
我們走吧! Let's go.
我們走吧! 來吧! Let's go. Come on.
你要羞辱我多少次？ How many times will you humiliate me?
你跟我開了這樣一個可悲的玩笑！ You played such a pathetic joke with me!
給我出去 Get out of here.
你給我消失 Get lost.
別再讓我看到你的臉 Don't show me your face again.
你給我消失 Get lost.
等等，納比爾 Wait，Nabeel.
你怎麼能稱之為羞辱呢？ How can you call it humiliation?
他在他父母面前尊敬你 He respected you in front of his parents.
阿姨，當心碎了 Aunt，when the heart is broken,
我們未能認識到生活中最美好的關係 we fail to recognize the most beautiful relationships in life.
他是自己來找你的 He's come to you on his own.
恭喜你，阿姨 Congratulations，Aunt.
你現在是奶奶了 You're a grandma now.
是的 Yes.
我是一位奶奶了 I am a grandma.
到這兒來 Come here.
我親愛的孫子 My dear grandson.
我的孫子 My grandson.
某個白痴正確地說納比爾 Some idiot has rightly said Nabeel,
打破玻璃杯是個好兆頭 breaking of glass is a good omen.
對吧，阿姨？ Right，Aunt?
你是來見那個白痴的 You came to meet that idiot.
去 哦，是的 Go. Oh yes.
祝我好運吧! Wish me luck.
你現在不會叫我你這個該死的傻瓜了嗎？ Won't you call me your bloody fool now?
有那麼一秒鐘，我以為我的日曆出了故障 For a second I thought my calendar malfunctioned.
我很抱歉 我不知道你們倆在約會 I am sorry. I didn't know you two were on a date.
你在說什麼？ What are you talking about?
攝影師女士收拾好行李並搬到了威尼斯 Ms photographer packed her bags and moved to Venice.
但義大利並不適合她 But Italy didn't suit her.
我今天早上回到倫敦，而猜猜我在機場遇到了誰 I returned to London this morning and guess who I met at the airport.
我 Me.
你知道什麼嗎？你們冷靜點 You know what? You guys chill.
我改天再來 I'll come back some other day.
不，別擔心 No，don't worry.
不管怎樣，我要去抽根煙 I'm going for a smoke anyway.
嘿，阿努，別在我房間裡 Hey，Anu，not in my room.
這種氣味保留了很長時間 The smell remains for a long time.
抱歉 Sorry.
你明白規矩的 You know the rules.
我不覺得抱歉 Not sorry.
規則破壞者，傷心者 Rule breaker，heart breaker.
你還有這個嗎？ Do you still have this?
當然 Of course.
受夠了這種"週二和週五"，對吧？ Enough of this "Tuesdays and Fridays"，right?
這些規則已經夠多了 一點兒沒錯 Enough of these rules. Exactly.
這就是我來要說的 That's what I came to say.
夠了 Enough of it.
你不能再這麼做了，對吧？ You can't do it anymore，right?
讓我們結束這一切吧! 對嗎？ Let's end this. Right?
對 Right.
聽著，不管我們在一起度過了什麼時間，都太棒了 Look，whatever time we spent together, it was amazing.
就像它真的是那樣 Like it really was.
但我還是覺得我不能給你你想從我這裡得到的 But I still think I can't give you what you want from me.
我只是不是那個人 I am just not that guy.
不管怎樣，阿努和我在想我們可以... Anyway，Anu and I were thinking that we can...
重歸於好 get back together.
七個星期 Seven weeks.
是的 Yeah.
但我想先問問你 But I wanted to ask you first.
不，我是說... No，I mean...
這是個好主意，瓦倫 It's a great idea，Varun.
阿努和你想要的是一樣的 Anu and you want the same thing.
而且你知道嗎，這是個絕佳的時機 And you know what，it's perfect timing.
我的公司給了我兩個月的休假 My firm had given me two months leave
但他們需要我現在就回來 but they need me to come back right now.
有很多工作要做 There's a lot of work.
我來告訴你我要回孟買了 I came to tell you that I am going back to Mumbai.
好的 Okay.
所以...So...
瓦倫 披薩 Varun. Pizza.
稍等，我馬上就回來 One second，I'll just come back.
我們之間的距離會痛得難以忍受 Pain of the distance between us Will be unbearable
當你走開的時候 As you walk away
你帶走了我的平靜和安寧 You take my calm and peace
我們之間的距離會痛得難以忍受 Pain of the distance between us Will be unbearable
當你走開的時候 你帶走了我的平靜和安寧 As you walk away You take my calm and peace
一個未來的不眠之夜在等著我 A future of sleepless nights awaits me
我的心帶著看不見的淚水哭泣 My heart cries out with tears unseen
我的心在呼喊 My heart cries out
帶著看不見的淚水 With tears unseen
我的心在呼喊 My heart cries out
它不會停止 It won't stop
我的心在呼喊 My heart cries out
你為什麼要走開 Why did you walk away
哦，這麼冷酷無情？ Oh，so callously?
並帶走了光芒 And took away the shine
我月光照耀的街道？ Of my moonlit streets?
你為什麼要走開 Why did you walk away
哦，這麼冷酷無情？ Oh，so callously?
並帶走了光芒 And took away the shine
我月光照耀的街道？ Of my moonlit streets?
這個距離不是 This distance is not
我預期的 What I expected
這個距離不是我預期的 This distance is not what I expected
這些都是自私的藉口 These are excuses for selfishness
我該怎麼告訴你我難過的是什麼 How do I tell you what I am sad about
我感到麻木 I feel numb
沒有你 Without you
我的心帶著看不見的淚水哭泣 My heart cries out with tears unseen
我的心在呼喊 My heart cries out
它不會停止 It won't stop
我的心在呼喊 My heart cries out
希婭 Sia.
里希剛剛求婚了 Rishi just proposed.
他要搬到孟買去嗎？ Is he moving to Mumbai?
不是的 我要搬到浦那去 No. I am moving to Pune.
他主動提出幫我搬到孟買去 He offered to move to Mumbai for me.
他甚至準備為我在浦那來回奔波 He was even ready to travel to and fro from Pune for me.
但你瞭解我 這就是我想從他那裡聽到的全部 But you know me. That's all I wanted to hear from him.
我知道你會說我在妥協... I know you'll say that I am compromising...
不！一點也不 No! Not at all.
你在做對你自己正確的事 You're doing what's right for you.
我真為你高興，帕茨 I'm so happy for you，Pats.
我知道 I know.
但是，你為什麼要強迫自己來微笑呢？ But，why are you forcing yourself to smile?
我不知道 I don't know.
已經兩個月了 It's been two months.
我應該受夠這些令人生厭的渴望了 I should be done with all this pathetic pining.
而不管怎麼說，我對他做了什麼？ And anyway，what was I doing with him?
這是所有女孩的問題所在 That's the problem with all the girls.
它被稱為"錢德拉穆奇情結" It's called the "Chandramukhi Complex".
我會改變世界上任何女孩都無法改變的男人 I will change the guy who no girl in the world could.
哦，希婭 Oh，Sia.
你知道，希婭就是那種很普通的人 You know，Sia was quite the ordinary kind.
你甩了她真好 It's good that you dumped her.
你應該得到更好的 You deserve so much better.
對嗎？Right?
你知道嗎，她應該得到更好的 You know what，she deserves better.
我不適合她 I wasn't right for her.
是啊! 那是因為你覺得所有在一起的情侶都瘋了 Yeah! It's because you feel all those couples who stay together are crazy.
像我媽媽和爸爸，高拉夫和我 Like my mom and dad，Gaurav and me.
我們很幸福，對吧？ We're happy，right?
我們看看能持續多久 We'll see for how long.
卡朱，你知道我的意思！ Kaju，you know what I mean!
我完全明白你的意思，瓦倫 I know exactly what you mean，Varun.
你以為你的七週吵鬧的活動不會傷害任何人嗎？ Do you think you don't hurt anyone with your seven week circus?
在犯錯前道歉並不能減少犯錯的可能性 Apologizing before making a mistake doesn't make it any less of a mistake.
好嗎? Okay?
我不知道 I don't know.
也許是因為你迷人的外表，或者是因為你床上功夫很好 Maybe it's your charming looks, or maybe you're good in bed.
這就是為什麼你所有的女朋友都利用你然後離開 That's why all your girlfriends use you and leave.
沒人把你當作一回事 No one takes you seriously.
我不想讓任何人把我當作一回事 And I don't want anyone to take me seriously.
哦，真的嗎？Oh，really?
你害怕，瓦倫 你可能會開始認真對待某人 You're afraid，Varun that you might start taking someone seriously.
不然你為什麼要騙希婭？ Why else would you lie to Sia?
阿努和你復合了 That Anu and you are back together.
你知道為什麼嗎？ Do you know why?
因為希婭成功地做到了其他女孩做不到的事 Because Sia managed to do what no other girls could.
你害怕 You are afraid
她和她的愛 of her and her love.
我害怕我自己！ I am afraid of myself!
我愛她，該死的 I love her，dammit.
我愛她 I love her.
爸爸不會就這麼離開媽媽的 他也離開了我 Dad didn't just leave mom. He left me as well.
我不僅看到了痛苦但也感受到了痛苦 I haven't just seen pain but felt it as well.
而且我不想讓別人因為我而感受到這種痛苦 And I don't want someone else to feel this pain because of me.
你錯了，瓦倫 You're wrong，Varun.
你父親沒有離開我們 Your father didn't leave us.
這個非政府組織是屬於你父親的 This NGO belongs to your father.
我想把它關掉 I wanted to shut it down.
而有一天出於憤怒，我說... And one day out of rage，I said that...
這只是一個藉口 this is just an excuse
被這麼多女人包圍著 to be surrounded by so many women.
還有那個我指控他有外遇的女孩... And the girl I accused him of having an affair with...
她試圖自殺 tried to kill herself.
那時他就不能原諒我了 That's when he couldn't forgive me.
但在離開之前... But before leaving...
他把他最愛的東西託付給我 he entrusted me with the thing he loved the most.
你 You.
當你這麼多年什麼都沒說的時候... When you didn't say anything for all these years...
那麼，為什麼現在說呢？ then，why say it now?
我失去他是因為那天說的話... I lost him because of speaking up that day...
而現在我不想因為保持沉默而失去你 and now I didn't want to lose you by keeping quiet.
沒有希婭你就不會是你自己 You won't be yourself without Sia.
我們明天能見面嗎？ Can we meet tomorrow?
拜託 Please.
嗨! Hi.
我沒想到你會出現 I didn't think you would show up.
我不能對病人說不 I cannot say no to a patient.
醫學倫理學 Medical ethics.
我叫你來不是為了治療 I didn't call you here for therapy.
在倫敦所有的精神科醫生中 Out of all the psychiatrists in London,
你給你女兒傷心的母親... you called up the mother...
打了電話 whose daughter's heart you broke.
這樣她才能幫助你，因為你心碎了 So that she can help you because you are heartbroken.
而你說你不需要治療？ And you say you don't need therapy?
我想和希婭的媽媽說話，而不是拉迪卡·馬爾霍特拉醫生 I want to talk to Sia's mom and not Dr. Radhika Malhotra.
我想道歉 I want to apologize.
向希婭道歉 Apologize to Sia.
而如果你希望她原諒你... And if you expect her to forgive you...
那麼學會原諒自己 then learn to forgive yourself.
你知道我媽媽做了什麼 You know what my mom did.
她做了什麼？ What did she do?
這些年來她一直保持沉默害怕失去你 She kept quiet all these years with the fear of losing you.
而現在出於同樣的恐懼，她說出了自己的想法 And now she spoke up because of the same fear.
22年的懲罰還不夠嗎？ Isn't 22-years of punishment enough?
你想吃點什麼嗎？ Will you eat something?
不想 No.
歡迎光臨帕亞爾·特裡帕西的指甲花活動 WELCOME TO PAYAL TRIPATHI'S HENNA FUNCTION
里希到底在哪裡？ Where the heck is Rishi?
我是說，他在哪？ I mean，where is he?
現在，你看 Now，look.
這看起來不是很好嗎？ Doesn't this look nice?
來吧! 現在輪到你了 Come on. It's your turn now.
去吧，希婭 Go ahead，Sia.
錢諾女士對每個人來說都是幸運的 Ms. Channo is lucky for everyone.
我不相信這些東西 I don't believe in these things.
我不想再用指甲花了 I am done applying the henna.
什麼？那是很快的啊！ What? That was quick!
實際上，恰諾女士需要時間 Actually，Ms. Channo needs time.
所以，我想我們會在這段時間給完成你的腳部 So，I thought we'll get your feet done in the meantime.
我也會把它弄好的 I'll get it done as well.
我馬上回來 I'll be right back.
帕茨 Pats.
快點，拜託 Hurry up，please.
急什麼，希婭？ What's the hurry，Sia?
終於來了！Finally!
你知道我把她留在這裡多久了嗎？ Do you know how long I kept her here?
親愛的，高速公路塞車了 My love，the highway was jammed.
我們完成了在她的手上和腳上塗指甲花了 We were done putting henna on her hands and feet.
只剩下她的頭髮了 The only place left was her hair.
足夠了 That's enough.
製片人又打來電話了 The producers called up again.
他們仍然想改變這部電影的結局 They still want to change the film's end.
你不覺得羞恥嗎？ Aren't you ashamed?
你是來這裡尋求法律諮詢的嗎？ Have you come here for legal advice?
不，我...No，I...
我改變了結局，希婭 I changed the end，Sia.
她沒有離開他 She doesn't leave him.
她為他而戰 She fights for him.
就像你對我做的那樣 Like you did for me.
恰諾女士，隨它去吧! 差不多完成了 Ms. Channo，let it be. It's almost done.
我沒有意識到愛情從來不會百分百保證幸福 I didn't realize that love never comes with a 100% guarantee of happiness.
但這是愛的唯一方式 But this is the only way to love.
它是全心全意地發生的 It happens wholeheartedly.
你不能給愛情附加條件 You cannot put conditions on love.
你是從我媽媽那裡學到的，對吧？ You learnt that from my mom，right?
是的，但是...Yeah，but...
我想說的是... what I am trying to say is that...
當心碎了 when the heart is broken,
我們無法識別最美好的關係 we're unable to recognize the most beautiful relationships.
而你是從阿姨那裡學到的 And you learnt that from aunt.
是的，但你怎麼知道？ Yes，but how do you know?
因為我對阿姨說了關於納比勒的事 Because I said that to aunt about Nabeel.
噢! Oh.
你是哪種作家？ What kind of a writer are you?
你在說別人的臺詞 You're saying someone else' lines.
你沒有自己的話來說嗎？ Don't you have something of your own to say?
完成了 It's done.
謝謝 Thank you.
幫幫我 Help me.
好的，當然 抱歉 Yeah，sure. Sorry.
希婭.馬爾霍特拉，你願意做我的舞伴嗎？ Sia Malhotra，will you please be my date?
對於每週一、週二、週三、週四和週五 For every Monday，Tuesday, Wednesday，Thursday and Friday.
我們是不是應避開週末？ Shall we keep the weekends off?
什麼？What?
開玩笑的 Kidding.
你願意嫁給我嗎？ Will you please marry me?
不要 No.
如果你在結婚七週後改變了主意呢？ What if you change your mind after seven-weeks of being married?
希婭，我...Sia，I...
我...52周 I...Fifty two weeks.
現在要怎樣？ What now?
52周 52 weeks.
一年 One year.
一年後呢？ What after a year?
如果一年後我們還在一起，你可以再次求婚 If we're still together after a year, you can propose again.
但你會接受我的求婚的，對吧？ But you'll accept my proposal，right?
如果你夠幸運的話 If you're lucky.
如果你想見我，做一張結婚賀卡 If you want to meet me Make a wedding card
我是個直言不諱的人沒有惡意 I'm a straight talker No hard feelings
我會詛咒你 我會詛咒你 I will curse you I will curse you
帕茨為了里希搬到了浦那 Pats moved to Pune for Rishi.
而希婭找到了一個新室友 瓦倫 And Sia found a new roommate. Varun.
如果你想見我，做一張結婚賀卡 If you want to meet me Make a wedding card
是的，帕茨為了里希搬到了浦那 Yeah，Varun moved to Mumbai for Sia.
而且，為什麼他不呢？ And，why wouldn't he?
瓦倫可以在任何地方工作 Varun can work anywhere.
但希婭的生活在孟買 But Sia's life is in Mumbai.
總之...Anyway...
為什麼一個女孩要離開她的家？ why should a girl leave her home?
我知道，親愛的。但你為什麼要告訴我這些？ I know，dear. But why are you telling me this?
即使是我...是的，你說過 Even I...Yes，you did.
如果他們有爭執... If they have an argument...
瓦倫將不必睡在沙發上 Varun will not have to sleep on the sofa.
讓我們去品嚐一些味道濃鬱的小吃吧! Let's go relish some tangy snacks
再來一杯，親愛的？怎麼說，親愛的？ One more，love? What say，my love?
再來一杯，親愛的？準備好吃東西了嗎，親愛的？ One more，love? Ready to get stuffed，my love?
你不能認領他，婆婆 他現在是我的了 You can't claim him，mom-in-law He's all mine now
他穿尿布的時候他是你兒子 He was your boy When he was wearing diapers
當他開始穿騎師服時，他就是我的 He was mine When he started wearing Jockey
你不能認領他，婆婆 他現在是我的了 You can't claim him，mom-in-law He's all mine now
他要求擁抱和親吻 He asked for hugs and kisses
他答應帶我去倫敦 He promised to take me to London
我一點也不差 I am no less
我的態度一定會給人留下深刻的印象 My attitude is sure to impress
他說不要穿傳統的衣服 He said skip the traditional wear
穿著迷你裙出現，而不是我的寶貝熊 And show up in a mini dress instead My honey bear
一年後，希婭終於說"願意" A year later，Sia finally said，"yes."
再來一杯，親愛的？怎麼說，親愛的？ One more，love? What say，my love?
我們給了牧師一個單獨的指示 We gave the priest a solitary instruction.
我們告訴他婚禮的日期對我們來說無關緊要 We told him that the wedding date doesn't matter to us.
只有當這一天是星期二...或者星期五的時候才重要 It only matters if the day is Tuesday...Or Friday.